Happy Easter, everybody!
I know it's a little early, but I have decided to give you guys my 'Uncle Shanman's funtime Easter Egg eating method with a really long name'.
First, slowly tap your Easter egg on a table...THEN SMASH IT DOWN REALLY HARD! Mwahhahah! I'm evil!
Next, find the biggest piece of Easter egg that was NOT smashed, then find the sharpest piece of Easter egg. Use the sharp piece to write your name/initials/signature into the big piece. Then...eat everything on the table (carbon based or not, once I nearly would have eaten my dad!)
So, there you go. It's unlikely I'm going to make another post until Easter, but whatever.